TO SQUAT OR NOT TO SQUAT

  Its amazing how everyone is suddenly talking about Squats and how they are the key to a beautiful figure. Actually scrap that its not amazing its simply annoying and i'll tell you why. If God chose to give some people amazing figures and the rest, well not so amazing figures, he had a reason, don't argue, don't push it. Squatting is almost like doing cosmetic surgery, don't you think God had his reasons for making your figure straight? Hows Mr. Right gonna find you after all your squats? Hes looking for a girl with a straight body, you're a brand new person aren't you?




The reason i'm hardly ever on instagram is cause of girls like the one pictured above who won't let lazy ladies like yours truly stay focused. Every other second they're posting pictures of their squats-enhanced booties and guess who's seeing them..yup! you guessed right, our husbands, fiance's , and boyfriends. Do they care about our feelings? No. This is why people shouldn't be allowed to do squats! The playing field used to be levelled now every where you turn theres a big booty. Shoot me!

Ladies i've said all this to bring you some not so great news.. If you don't have the God given gift of a big booty,then urmmm...see below!