Top 10 weird laws about Sex...Hilarious

 

We complain a lot about Nigeria. How we don't have rights, and even where we do how it is almost impossible to freely exercise those rights.. For this reason today we bring you laws from other countries that show you that even if no other right is freely given in Nigeria, you have the right to masturbate..nobody cares.

Please don't get me wrong i'm not saying you should do it, neither am i saying it is right. All i'm saying is that you are at liberty to do it. lol

the Top 10 weird laws about sex when you continue...

1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

 

I don't even care why this is a law, or why anyone would consider having sex with a lamb. All i wanna know is why would anyone in their right mind choose to have sex with a lamb and then consider eating it thereafter..ewww

 

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

 

So i'm guessing when a man wants to have sex with an animal he is expected to drive or walk around looking for a FEMALE animal..awesome

 

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

 

okay..lol

 

4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

 

5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

 

my friend, hilarious young man that he is, believes that the government of Indonesia should provide every man with a girl to stop masturbation instead of chopping off the parts. He says if they can't do that they should have free sex schemes..lol

 

6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

 

hilarious..where is guam sef?

 

7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

 

i love this law, even though i think they should be more liberal about the methods...hehe

 

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

 

for real?? if this law were in Nigeria virginity would still be in fashion...#justsaying

 

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

 

are there places where this is legal?...wait so he can have sex with mother and daughter just not at the same time..seen

 

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

 

there you have it..what do you guys think..do you have any laws you'd like to propose on the subject matter?